Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Price Survey

Price paid at the gas pump by me for regular unleaded was $3.53 per gallon for a total of $50.02 to fill up my car.

It hurt.

Monday, February 27, 2012

The Man with the Plan

My grandfather better known as Papa is very ill. He is a heart patient and has been one since I can remember. He has had open heart surgery twice in 37 years & Papa is 82 years young (two years ago in the ER he told me he was going to make it to 100). He has a defibrillator that has done its job 4 times since last Tuesday. He is coherent, trying to eat a little here and there and is making jokes. The doctors are trying to correct his abnormal heart rhythm with medicine so he can stabilize and come home. Trying to stabilize his heart and all that is going on there is causing his kidneys to not function properly.

So this is my plea to you all - please mention him in your prayers. The world is a much better place with him in it.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Dirty Secrets

I am going to share something with you that I have kept to myself for 4 years now.

Long before these east coast meatballs

Were donning Ed Hardy I had hit a low point in my life by wanting one of these:

It was in Dillard's that I came face to face with the Ed Hardy Diddy Bag. It was beautiful hanging on display and I thought salaciously about making it mine but snapped back to reality and didn't make it mine after all. Thank you Oprah Winfrey & Tom Cruise for clarity.

What was I thinking?

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

You Found Me How?

I love the little Feedjit thing. I love to see how people stumbled here by the words used in their searches. Here are a few of late:

Daily Boob
The Daily Boob
Daily Boob Pics
Save the Ta-Tas
Mini Motley
Nikki Sixx Now
I'm sorry I haven't apologized I was too proud

Seems its all about the boobies!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Price Survey

Price at the pump for regular unleaded - $3.49 per gallon.


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Mini Motley

Umm, imitation is the highest form of flattery or so they say.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Stoopit Cupit

Upon my arrival to work this morning I found this typed letter on my desk. It was under my desk calendar:

Dear Kimberly,

I'm sorry I haven't talked to you in so long. I feel I've been lost, no bearings, no compass. I kept crashing into things, a little crazy, I guess. I've never been lost before. You were my true North. I could always steer for home when you were my home. Forgive me for being so angry when you left. I still think some mistake's been made and I waiting for God to take it back but I am doing better now. The work helps. Most of all you help me. You came into my dream last night with that smile that always held me like a lover, rocked me like a child. All I remember from the dream is a feeling of peace. I woke up with that feeling and tried to keep it alive as long as I could.

I'm writing to tell you that I'm on a journey toward that peace and to tell you I'm sorry about so many things. I'm sorry I didn't take better care of you so you never spent a minute being cold or scared or sick. I'm sorry I didn't try harder to find the words to tell you what I was feeling. I'm sorry I never fixed the screen door. I fixed it now. I'm sorry I ever fought with you. I'm sorry I didn't apologize more. I was too proud. I'm sorry I didn't bring you more compliments on everything you wore and every way you fixed your hair. I'm sorry I didn't hold on to you with so much strength that even God couldn't pull you away.

All my love,
Your Secret Admirer

I know what you all are thinking - it wasn't from Nikki Sixx. He's in Vegas. No shock to find it since we are in the season of Cupid, but honestly, if anyone ever in their life felt this way about me, just ME and could tell me to my face I believe it would be that moment I've been waiting for all my life other than Publisher's Clearing House knocking on the front door announcing I was the grand prize winner.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Happy 51st Birthday Vince Neil!

Monday, February 6, 2012

The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf

There comes a point in every one's life when we try to grasp onto anyone, anything. When we try to stir a pot or plant a seed seeking attention. But what happens when all attempts fail? Do you keep seeking or do you realize that you have burned every bridge you've ever built? Now just in case you are wondering - this little sad post is not about myself reaching out but about others who say the most ridiculous things, conjure up unbelievable lies (never any proof up front) trying to get a reaction. Even when a reaction isn't given in return - they still keep poking and prodding. How can a life be so empty that they feel like they have to dump lies on people to justify their existence & if confronted, of course there is always an excuse of it being a joke.

Sad, isn't?

Friday, February 3, 2012

Super Bowl Stuff

I am a child of the 80's, teenager of the 90's & I did love the Material Girl back in those days but I come to you, my faithful blogger friends and ask you this "why was she chosen for the SB half time show?" I can almost gurantee she is not the hottest thing going at this time or is she?

Any insight is welcome. ANY.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Rise & Shine Campers!

It's Groundhog Day, again.

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