Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Beautiful & mine...
Covers my 12 square feet of heaven...
Standard issue from my grandparents - x 2.
And a little happy...
Was absolutey filled! I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!
Posted by Kimberly at 10:00 AM
Friday, December 23, 2011
Posted by Kimberly at 10:53 AM
Thursday, December 22, 2011
My name is Jack but they call me Toot-Toot. I am a Pomeranian, a handsome lad, not very tall and for the present moment not very hairy. My mother decided I needed a shave down for the summer. So, I have a mane and a tail and the rest in between is skin bare. I weigh roughly eight pounds and when I bark my two front legs leave the ground. My mother says my rear end is as wide as pack of chewing gum. She rescued me four years ago from a police station. When she saw me, I knew she was hooked and I knew this rescue would not be a foster situation so as soon as she put me in the car, I backed the car out of the parking lot and drove her home. I still drive on occasion. Though a mama’s boy, I enjoy a cigar mid-day (my mother hates it when I smoke in the house) with a nice cognac and I am silver-tongued devil when it comes to the ladies.
I have three sisters who are all much larger and not of the same breed as me. They know I am the favorite child and often they try to get me into trouble. Liz or Lori will destroy window blinds trying to look out the windows and they try to blame it on me! First, I am about 14 inches tall and the windows have to be at least 3 feet from the floor. Second, I don’t do windows.
It is no secret I live a life of leisure and am possibly the most lucky dog in the world. Even when I snore, my mom says it sounds peaceful. Dad gets jealous sometimes but I just tell him if he can’t run with the big dogs then stay off the porch. He doesn’t see the humor in that as I do.
One year ago today, I lost this little man. Jack was a "rescue" and lived his best life in his last 6 years. He was loved and spoiled right until he the end. I'll miss him - my lttle toot-toot.
Posted by Kimberly at 9:00 AM
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Posted by Kimberly at 8:41 AM
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Posted by Kimberly at 10:21 AM
Monday, December 12, 2011
I am a crappy, secret girlfriend. Twice now I have forgotten to wish my secret lovah a Happy Birthday on his birthday...as you can see by the picture below, he also knows I have forgotten it twice.
Happy Belated Birthday Nikki Sixx!
Posted by Kimberly at 12:35 PM
Thursday, December 8, 2011
If you've seen this person, please contact your local authorities immediately. The known assailant is drunk & cheap or in other words a cheap drunk and was last seen at a local brothel known as HBAG. Person has been known to keep a spider monkey attached to his chin & facial area.
Again, if you have seen this person please contact your local authorities immediately.
Posted by Kimberly at 7:43 AM
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Posted by Kimberly at 7:52 AM
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Posted by Kimberly at 2:07 PM
Monday, December 5, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
I want to share my most my favorite Christmas song with you all...sing along, you won't be able to help yourself.
I Want A Hippototamus For Christmas
Posted by Kimberly at 9:08 AM
Thursday, December 1, 2011
For those of you who know me, who think you know me and who want to know me, Christmas is my favorite time of the year. What makes Christmas even more special is it's also my birthday month - December 25th to be exact. Trust me on this, if I don't announce it to everyone and revel in the joy myself no one else will because it always gets lost in other excitment and festivities.
Posted by Kimberly at 9:14 AM