Wednesday, November 30, 2011

All Alone in the World

Every wonder why there are so many lonely, single males in the world? Think about it for a second --- most men aren't picky when they've been on a long dry spell and most gals can be harkened with sweet nothings by those same men. But what happens when that guy on that long dry spell tries his best to win favor of any woman, dare I say even desperate ones and is still rejected? It's not pretty.

Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool,
possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving

May you get to enjoy some:

Turkey Breast

With dressing.

Gobble, Gobble!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Boobie Nights

4 weeks.

Friday, November 18, 2011

My Chariots of Fire

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

Form of:

The color of your top + the first object to your right = your super hero name.

A Green Mouse.

I am the Green Mouse!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Could that be any sweeter?. If only...

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The Boob of Hazzard

Day 21. Looking better, for sure.

Monday, November 14, 2011


Friday, November 11, 2011

Uncle Bill

I want to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. Uncle Bill passed yesterday afternoon around 5:15. Aunt Mary, their children, UB's mom & other friends had flown in to be with him.

Thank you again.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Listen Up...

I have an Uncle in need. His name is Uncle Bill but I call him UB. He is my mother's baby sister's husband and I have always been very fond of him. UB has been in my family's life for 30 years. UB is very sick. He is now living the last hours of his life at his home in California. There are 106 followers on my blog list and this is a reach out to all of them...those who do and those that might...pray for my UB. Pray that he gets better very quickly or pray that UB reaches that Heavenly home just as easily. Thank you.

UB & Aunt Mary

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Gone with the Boob

Day 14. Looking better. The area around the incision is hard and the area aches. Weird and not wonderful.

Good bye Mr. Rooney

"I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you." ~~ Andy Rooney

Friday, November 4, 2011

Too Boob or Not To Boob

Day 9. The top of the incision still looks pretty funky.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Daily Boob

Day 8. The top of the incision looks a little worse for wear and the irritation the bandaging caused seems to be getting better.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Daily Boob

Exactly one week after surgery. The incision is vertical on the side of my right breast and is about 2 inches long. The area around the incision became irritated from the bandaging which is why it looks so funky.


Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Daily Boob

For you Tuesday night drinkers I am going to give you two very good reasons to celebrate: The first is my final pathology results are in for my boob: the lesion was not malignant and there were no signs of precancerous cells. Woo-hoo!

The second great reason to celebrate in today's history was the birth of a man known to some as Heff. Happy Birthday Heff!

Heff & boobs. Not much different than any other day now is it?

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