Do you have a problem that you can't seem to figure out? Need some impartial & evenhanded advice? Search no further because you have found me. No, I am not completely normal & I am little screwed up but lets face it --- aren't most drug counselors former drug users? So it goes without saying you need advice from someone who has been in the trenches of heartache, jealousy, rage, misunderstanding & into the billowing, fulfilling thing we call love.
I am an only child, born on Christmas Day, involved, semi-snobby, am spiteful but not vindictive, a brunette, wouldn't be caught dead without lipstick, prefers Nikki Sixx over most anyone, semi-pro blogger, loves a very dirty martini, digs dirty rocker guys, lover of dimples, cleans semi-obsessively, loves handbags, dog lover and am a question asker extraordinaire.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. ~Author Unknown
4 comments:
I was forced to "put our tree together" last week.
I make it a point to break a few ornaments EVERY year, so my work load gets easier with the coming of each new season.
However, empty Busch Light cans DO make good replacement ornaments, sadly.
Holy balls that's a lot of ornaments! It's also slightly disturbing that you have a n exact count on them.
Bug - its not really the desired effect but I refuse to take it down & re-do it.
Heff - so classy. You live in a trailer, right?
Wil - anal-retentive is hyphenated, right?
I believe it is and I asked because that is something I would have done. I love your analness! Oh yesth!
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