Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Are You Hiring?

No we aren't.  Would you like to fill out an application?  No, but my husband would. 

How many of you have ever taken someone along on a job hunt?  Say a girlfriend?  Boyfriend?  Wife?  Husband?
Family? 

How many of you have ever asked to fill out an application & not have a writing utensil to complete it only to borrow one from the company you are applying to?

How many of you have applied for a job in a t-shirt, jeans & flip-flops?  Or reeking of cigarette smoke & alcohol? 

Am I just living in an era of days gone by when you put your best foot forward to try and gain a job? 

Would any of you be embarrassed to have your husband/wife to ask for an application for you & inquire of job openings? 

A couple came in - man & woman.  Man was African American and was tatted up (its cool, self expression & all) with tattoos on his neck, face, hat on half-cocked.  His partner was a very large Anglo gal with ill fitting clothes, a gold grill & her under garments were shinning.  She too was inked up very well with marks on her chest & neck.  With them were 2 small children.

I am not the judge & jury for all but if you are applying for a job - even a job at a beer distributor - make an effort.  Just because we sell beer & you want a job doesn't mean you need to come in with a 40 in your hand...


17 comments:

Heff said...

- EPIC FAIL -

Kimberly said...

Heffery Von Hefferson - the only thing that could have made it worse/more interesting was if the kids were tatted up.

The Bug said...

I'm sorry to report that this is the norm these days (based on my HR experience). We've had people bring infants to job interviews - & yes, I held one for the half hour of the interview. What's really sad? Is when you know that the girl in night club apparel thinks she is dressed for success - she doesn't have a clue (although actually, maybe she IS dressed for success if you knowwhatimean...).

UBERMOUTH said...

What's a gold grill and her knickers shinning?

Christ, speak English. LOL

UBERMOUTH said...

Well pronto with the answer...I have to go out and for all I know my knickers are shinning or not....but need to be!

me said...

I agree...put the 40 in a bag. :)

Kimberly said...

Impatient Uberbitch - gold grill = gold teeth! Under garments shinning = her thong was showing.

*slap*

Pull yourself together, you're making us look bad.

Kimberly said...

Bug - always dress the part they say. 90% of success is showing up they say.

Kimberly said...

Me - no, not a 40 year old woman, a 40 oz beer. Dang.

UBERMOUTH said...

Well if you yanks learnt English we'd be alright.

You ignoring me Heff?

How do poor people get gold teeth[and why would they even want them?]

The Savage said...

Stupid, krass, uncouth, savage idiots should not breed nor be allowed to apply for jobs....

Kimberly said...

Sav - *wipes eyes* is that you?!

Kimberly said...

Uberbitch - Who you calling a Yank? You want to take this outside? Yeah...thas what I thought. If you change your mind, pack a lunch!

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