$3.32 !!!! The 4th of July is just days away and the gas price per gallon is creeping down. I may not have to take another mortgage out on my home now and I can discontinue the selling of my body to dirty old men. Things are looking up!
Such good stuff...
Well, I've got to run to keep from hidin',
And I'm bound to keep on ridin'.
And I've got one more silver dollar,
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no,
Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.
And I don't own the clothes I'm wearing,
And the road goes on forever,
And I've got one more silver dollar,
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.
And I've gone past the point of caring,
Some old bed I'll soon be sharing,
And I've got one more silver dollar,
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.
No, I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.
No, I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.
Midnight Rider ~~ Allman Brothers
While eating my Chobani yogurt and reading the news this morning, I came across this irritating article . When did gender neutralization become the "it" thing? Girls are girls regardless of their sexual orientation or preference. Boys are boys in the same way. Girls can get pregnant, boys can't. Girls have a menstrual cycle, boys don't. Boys grow facial and chest hair, most girls don't. Boys have an Adam's apple, girls don't. Grown men have throbbing hard cocks, um, most girls don't. Grown women have breasts that can nurture and feed their own children, men don't. Girls wear make up and its not really cool for boys to. Teaching a child to be who they want to be is one thing but not teaching a child what is appropriate for little boys and what is appropriate for little girls is another. "Little Jimmy you have a penis because you are a boy. Boys have a penis". "Little Kathy, you have a vagina because you are a girl. Girls have vaginas". "No little Jimmy you can't have a vagina because you have a penis and Little Kathy you can't have a penis because you have a vagina". "Yes, I know you were taught to choose what you wanted to be but Mother Nature made the choice for you. I am sorry I can't change that and misled you into a confusing decision".
When I was a wee little thing I played trucks with my boy cousins. Those same cousins played dolls with me. I even had a pair of boy cowboy boots and wore a football jersey. I wasn't trying to decide if wanted to be a boy or girl I was only wearing what I liked. Does anyone remember It's Pat from Saturday Night Live? To me, that was one of the most disturbing skits in entertainment history. No one knew what the fuck Pat was so no one knew how to treat her/him/it. So raise your kids to let them decide if they want to be a boy or girl. Let them be mistreated and bullied at school because the boys sit down to pee and carry a purse because you said it was ok. Let the girls use the same locker room as the boys so she can be labeled the school whore because in your eyes there should be equality. All of your precious little creatures will end up right here as an embarrassing joke for the entire world to enjoy. Go right ahead and may your life be as miserable as you have made theirs.
I think bruises are sexy. No, not a blacked eye type of bruise. Nope, not a stawberry/bruise caused by sliding into second base. Uh-uh, not the type of bruises elderly folks get because they just barely bumped a counter edge. The kind of bruise I admire is one right above the knee, on your hip, not very dark just barely blue under the skin. Possibly caused by somone holding onto you ever so tightly.
I am weird but am wonderful in my weirdness!
Heart was the opening act for Def Leppard at the Wharf Amphitheater (make your jokes if you must). Ann Wilson hasn't lost it...she still has a major set of pipes on her.
Que Def Leppard. Joe Elliot even did wardrobe changes. Anyone who can wear leather in Orange Beach, Alabama during June is a rock n roll god to me. They finished their set & encored with Rock Of Ages. 
"Thank you. We'll be back. Don't forget about us, we won't forget about you". ~~ Joe Elliot, Def Leppard
Its Friday. Just thought I'd drop that morsel of happiness to you all in case none of you knew. At 1:00 pm today I will be heading slightly west to New Orleans for a weekend of relaxing and doing much of nothing else. I shall think of you all when I am sipping my rum runner at Margaritaville, drinking a hurricane at Pat O'Brien's, having beignets and cafe ole at Cafe Du Monde and finally eating dinner at the Commander's Palace.
Have a good weekend!
It won't be long now. A month to be exact and this will be the site to behold around Biloxi as my long time beau will be in town. Speak if you see us and I'll be sure to send drinks over.
An employee has jumped ship. He has swam toward the horizon for larger and grander things. Before going overboard we had a little bye-bye for him. It started at Champy's with Champy's Lager, then onto California Dreaming with vodka cocktails and finishing at Stix with Salty Dogs.
Arriving at Stix we all chose to be seated at the bar and only 6 of us were in tow. Nate, the man of the hour, chose a seat between his wife and an anonymous woman. Beside the anonymous woman was one more anonymous woman. Anonymous lady no. 1 was in hot pursuit of some young dick. Nate wasn't in rare form but a good form and he was hamming it up in Cougarville. Anonymous lady no. 2 asked me in drunken whisper if that was his wife and I told her yes. Anonymous no. 2 began to tell Anonymous no. 1 that he was married and that was his wife. It didn't matter she was still trying to work it and she was working it hard. I believe I heard this "You've been a bad boy, now go to MY bedroom". It was pure spectacle for the rest of us to behold.
Before departing we all got around to names. I asked Anonymous lady no. 2 what her name was. Before we get to her name I'll share with you that she was large, had a severe Cajun accent and had dark frizzy hair. Her response "Coffee". I repeated it to her. She said "yes because I like to grind", all while actually grinding on the bar stool. 'Effin' awesome!
Right now gas is $3.50 at Sam's Club, at other c-stores the price is $3.53 - $3.55. That is down $.06 in less than a week. I truly believe it is the calm before the storm. I am on a beach route and I expect gas prices to sky rocket as the 4th of July holiday weekend approaches.
WTF?!
By now most of you are aware that I have high affinity for good manners and a low tolerance for bad ones. So I'll jump right in - last Thursday I was having lunch at a not so fancy place called Zaxby's. There were two seat choices in the whole establishment and one was near the garbage can which is the one I should have chosen but I didn't. Seated at a table across the aisle to the left of me was three tweens and/or teens, a younger boy maybe 9 and a mother figure who sat at the head of her table. The mother was a heavy set short lady with dark short hair and no make up. She had on mom jeans, flip flops and a cute top. When she wasn't stuffing her cake hole with her salad, chewing with her mouth open or talking with her mouth full she was texting on her phone. Her posture was manly as she ate with her wrists on the table and her legs weren't crossed, her knees not together nor were her ankles tucked one behind the other. After the kids had eaten they were wadding up their straw wrappers, holding one side of their nose and sucking the wrapper up and placing it on top of their drink cup.
I can't help it and it is none of my business if she sat in the middle of table and ate with her feet but I CAN NOT HELP IT. Bad manners are just that, BAD.
