Self Mutilation

Yesterday, I got a bright idea to lunge down the hall every time I had to go to the bathroom. Lunging at work - yes, my idea alone. I consume mass quantities of water daily so I lunged a lot. The bathroom is roughly 45 feet from my desk but only 23 feet of that is "lungeable" because I would have to lunge in the lobby & know one wants to see that. So due to my efforts yesterday, today my thighs are singing. I dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower this morning & I screamed as I bent down to pick it up. I can't sit down to pee, I have to hover and to add insult to injury I thought I would try to lunge this morning to advance myself more, I almost fainted.

TGIF!