Friday, August 20, 2010

Self Mutilation

Yesterday, I got a bright idea to lunge down the hall every time I had to go to the bathroom. Lunging at work - yes, my idea alone. I consume mass quantities of water daily so I lunged a lot. The bathroom is roughly 45 feet from my desk but only 23 feet of that is "lungeable" because I would have to lunge in the lobby & know one wants to see that. So due to my efforts yesterday, today my thighs are singing. I dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower this morning & I screamed as I bent down to pick it up. I can't sit down to pee, I have to hover and to add insult to injury I thought I would try to lunge this morning to advance myself more, I almost fainted.

TGIF!

15 comments:

The Bug said...

Wow - I already knew it, but you've just confirmed that YOU'RE CRAZY. Heh.

UBERMOUTH said...

Must we be informed of your toileting habits? Really! :)

My knees won't allow me to lunge which is a shame cuz it's great for so many problem areas.

Just do yoga instead.

Red Shoes said...

No pain... no gain... or some silly shiznit like that... ;o)

~shoes~

The Savage said...

You want I should kiss your boo boo and makes it all betters?

江仁趙雲虹昆 said...

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Ranger Tom said...

I giggled reading this...

Annabelle said...

I feel like that would only intensify the urge to pee.....

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Christiejolu said...

HAHA! Hope you had a nice weekend!

Heff said...

Singing thighs ounds like a sellable talent....

Red Shoes said...

I 'accidentally' bit this young lady on the thigh last weekend and she reflex-action knocked the shiznit out of me... I saw stars for about 30 minutes... I told her that I learned something very important...

Lay off those inner thighs!!!!

~shoes~

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Bina said...

Holy Crap. What a GREAT idea! I think maybe I'll get my co-worker to start doing that. What an excellent way to get those legs and butt in shape! Thanks for a great idea! I only hope I can walk tomorrow. I'll let you know!

Kimberly said...

Bug - crazy? Who me?

Uberbitch - I want YOU to know everything. Oh wait, I thought you already did.

Shoes - there was pain and it lasted on into the weekend.

Savage - there is lots to kiss. :-(

Teeter Tom - thanks for reveling in my misery.

Annabelle - it made me not want to pee. It hurt to sit down!

Christie - the weeked has ended & I can almost pee sitting down.

Heff - the talent passed. It was a one shot deal.

Bina - make sure you are clear to do so...squatting so low to the ground could give you a bad rep. Just saying.

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