Wednesday, February 27, 2013

I Have Issues!

How many of you lovely ladies & maybe some of you handsome men while shopping say to yourself:

"Carrie would wear this".

"Definitely Charlotte".

"Oh totally Samantha".

"I can see Miranda in this".

See...issues!

And while I am barking at myself what is up with the # sign being called a hashtag?  WTF?  I guess if I were a stone cold tweeter I could embrace it, tolerate it, use it, even enjoy it?  #stupidhashtag



And this is old hat but...


How in the world can you possibly think you look attractive?  I prefer a little color myself since I am the whitest white girl I know but this goes beyond COLOR.  Tanning Mom is 44 years old...and this woman is

 
 
48 years old!
 
 
Yeah, yeah I know Sandra has a bit o'cash & can afford this and that beauty treatment, but they are both in a spotlight of sorts.
 

 
#fakebakingsucks

14 comments:

Heff said...

Not to start an arguement, but my guess is that "tanning mom" PUTS OUT more often.

#gettinglaidquiteoftenmyself

Miss Stormy Marples said...

I love the title of this blog today.

I Have Issues!!!

We all have issues.

Can u believe I have only gotten to watch one episode of that show. I can't even think of the correct name of the show. Sex in the City I think.

Oh my--

Color is good if it's gotten in a natural way like bike riding or out for the day. But to bake oneself just does not seem healthy. Wrinklefree skin even though lily white definitely looks healthier and prettier than sandpaper aged skin. I have lily white skin myself. But I definitely do not look my 47-years old but that goes for good genes and being fluffy which has a tendency to plump out wrinkles.

Hahaha--

I Have Issues!!!

Love that title--

Kimberly said...

Heffery - would want what she is putting OUT?

Miss Marp - You need Net Flix pronto! Catch up on SATC!

UBERMOUTH said...

I think you're just jealous of the lady with the beautiful tan, white girl! No mention of THOSE issues I note!


#jealousfuckinghonky!!

UBERMOUTH said...

Miss Stormy is 'fluffy' WTF is that???? :)

Maybe I am 'fluffy' too as people take me for 7-10 yrs younger. I may start lying an making out I am 10 yrs older than I am ,instead of younger, so people will really think I look GREAT!

"ifIamfluffyenoughtopullitoff

The Bug said...

Sadly I've gone beyond fluffy into a realm where it doesn't matter if I look younger. I'm turning 49 next week. Sandy & I are the same age! And boy THAT's depressing!

Kimberly said...

Uberbitch - You know what fluffy is & I just bet you know what fluffing is....don't play coy with me missy.

Bug - I feel your plight...stay strong!

Miss Stormy Marples said...

@Ubermouth

I miss reading ur stuff. I need to head back to ur blog again.

Fluffy means I need to lose a wee bit of weight. It's a nicer way of saying that u have a few pounds to lose.

Fluffy has nothing to do with sex at all or young looking skin.

However, I have noticed that once "fluffy" people lost weight. They looked much older and their wrinkles showed up more. Aka no plumpness to fluff out the wrinkles.

I am content with whom I am. Unfortunately the doc said ur family medical history tells me to tell u to lose a wee bit of weight and I want u to do it now.

So I suppose I will be less fluffy but more wrinkled. I don't know.

Mmm--I look early 30's and I'm 47 years old.

Miss Stormy Marples said...

@Kimberly

I have Netflix. I just don't have time to watch it. And get this--
I have owned a tv in five years. I was never home so I gave it to a neighbor who needed one. And now I'm finding that I wish I had a tv because I am missing out on so many shows people are talking about--

I watch Netflix on the computer. So I can keep up with a few shows.

I read mostly for entertainment.

I so want to watch Downton Abbey. I've seen the first year and now I have to catch up.

KrippledWarrior said...

It's been awhile since I've had the pleasure of seeing you. That tanner looks like a nice pre-melanoma tart and I love Sandra Bullock, who happens to be latina and should be darker than miss tanner

Miss Stormy Marples said...

Kimberly--

There is a story with photos on MSNBC news today (March 5th, 2013)
about the "Tan Mom".

There is actually quite a decent pic of her. She is not tan and she looks better and younger. I wish she would realize how much better she looks without having all that sun. Wow what a difference it makes. Check it out.

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