Wednesday, May 2, 2012

As the World Turns

I know I shouldn't talk about other people or let what others do affect me...but I just can't make this stuff up. Real conversations that my man friend's son had with me in the past two days.

Monday night during dinner -----

Son:  Hey Kim did you know that my mom is going to have to quit her job?

Me:  No, I didn't.  Why?

Son:  Because mom's husband (he said his real name but here on out he will be known as Black Tooth) said she had to.

Me: Why?
Son: Because we were going to her work because she FORGOT TO DO PAYROLL and Black Tooth got mad & they went into the bedroom & when she came out she said "I have to quit my job because of Black Tooth".
Me: Oh.

Son: But she can't quit until she gets her small business going.

Me: What is her small business?

Son: Cakes or something.

Me: Oh.

Who forgets to do payroll? Who takes their kids into the office to do forgotten payroll?   I turn in payroll EVERY Monday morning.  Trust, me I would never forget. 


Yesterday in the car ----

Son: (we were chatting about last Christmas & who had came over that day for lunch) Isn't that little girl religious?

Me: Yes like your mom.

Son: But she's not.  She only acts that way because of Black Tooth.

Me: Oh.


Editor's Note: Reference of Black Tooth to my man friend's ex-wife's new husband is due to the fact that he does have a black tooth directly in the front of his mouth.  Also noting that we were once told by the ex-wife that her new husband makes so much money that money is never an issue.  If so, then why he does he have a black tooth & and why is their home mobile?

6 comments:

Heff said...

Because they're lying through his black tooth.

The Brown Recluse said...

I do payroll. I assure that EVERY payroll at least one person forgets. Many times it's more than one.

It sounds like son is going to need a stable influence in his life...glad you are there for him.

JLee said...

hhmmm...sounds like a lot of weird stuff going on over there. You'll have to do what I used to call "deprogramming" (in regard to my daughter coming back from her dads) ;)

UBERMOUTH said...

LMFAO @ Heff!

I find 'black tooth' a racist and offensive comment. Please change it,white fang.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

I don't care for Days of Our Lives, As The World Turns, or Apples and batshit crazy cell phone hackers either.

I think their the ones who probably need to worry about their payroll.

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