Monday, October 18, 2010

I know, oh how do I know but Jon Bon Jovi was in town Friday night. Jon and I have a long lasting friendship - one that started around 1986 and I couldn't let him come to the Gulf Coast and not be a proper hostess.

Adult Truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

3 comments:

The Bug said...

I totally agree with #4!

I used to know how to do #5 - one of my summer jobs in college was working at a laundry that washed hospital sheets (oh joy!). My job was to handle them AFTER they came out of the washer. Anyway, someone there taught me how to fold a fitted sheet - but that was 25 years ago...

And I was just thinking about #8 the other day - I want to know what happened to these people!

KrippledWarrior said...

These were hysterical Kim. Don't be surprised if I steal them...

Did you enjoy the JBJ show???

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