Thursday, October 28, 2010

Budweiser Gives Me A Headache

Ok, I often think of just weird stuff because I hang aroud all of you weird people. My thought today was what if my place of employment was sucked into some sort of worm hole and there was no way out. Doors, windows, everything sealed. Every employee was then trapped in here at the same time, about 50 people, 46 males, 4 females.

On our warehouse floor is 130,000 cases of beer X 24 units per case = 3,120,000 cans/bottles of beer. There is one shower in the entire 30,000 square footage which happens to be in the men's bathroom. One men's bathroom with 2 stalls, one women's bathroom with one stall and one unisex bathroom with one stall. Eight offices, one break room, lobby, driver's check up room and one hospitality room - enough space so everyone could have a little privacy. I figured 50 people in the beginning would consume more than normal hooch to get through the shock of being locked in - 14 cases a day = 6.72 beers per person for the first 3 days. Of course there would be some who didn't drink at all. After the craziness settled down and normal routines were in place, the consumption would be down to 7 - 10 cases per day or 3-5 beers per person still remembering there would be a couple who didn't drink beer but were consuming water that we sell.

So assuming men could live by beer alone - 3,120,000 cans/bottles of beer would last 35 years. Can you believe that?

5 comments:

Heff said...

You have WAY too much time on your hands, lol !!

me said...

i can tell its time for a vacation.....hehehe!

Just telling it like it is said...

it deboggles the mind...I mean the math

KrippledWarrior said...

I was told there would be no math...

UBERMOUTH said...

Heff beat me to the punch. :)

It is mind boggling though.

The non drinkers would go insane though lockd up with you drunks,so thye'd start pouring the beery down your toilets.

I am more impressed with there being 10 + men per woman![assuming they've not all got beer bellies]

Loved your post,Kimmy.

 
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