Remembering...

Winna Winna Chicken Dinna

I am not a prime time TV watcher. If it doesn't come on Comcast channels 145 - 152, 300 - 310 or 24 - 43 I don't watch it. During an elliptical work out about this time last year I caught site of the American Idol finale. Because I never watch prime time TV shows my TV's don't either but as I had no choice because it was the channel the TV was on at the gym, I chose not to avert my eyes because KISS was rocking out on the stage. Yes, I said "rocking out". What else would you call it? Singing out? Performing out? Bleeding out?

With remembrance of last year's show, I couldn't wait for this year's finale. Who to my wondering eyes should appear? Alice Cooper. The Bee Gees. Brett Michaels. Alanis Morrisette. All in their awesomeness.

Yeah, yeah say what you want...but I don't think it could have been any better.

Hurts My Eyes

Sometimes we hear things, sometimes we see things. The rule of thumb for both is believe none of what you hear & half of what you see.

What do you see?



How is this even possible?

The Sleeping Beast

I would never share what I am going to share with you because its not the type of sharing I do, so with that blanket PO in place, here we go:

My monthly friend who I call Ricky Martin is due in any day. His plane is circling the airport as I type this. His monthly arrivals cause huge waves (no pun) of uncomfortableness and bitchmentia. One of the largest symptoms besides incredibly sore boobs, so sore you can't even look at them, back pain, cramps, bloating, face break outs, paranoia, and overall body swelling is an increased appetite.

Today's Appetite Increase included:

1 bag BBQ Fritos
Hershey bar w/almonds
2 cokes
A large chef salad which someone asked if they could have some of & I didn't mean to but I growled like a rabid dog
A cup of ice
A mini Southern Belle Chicken Salad Sandwich
4 brownies
Not enough water

Newsflash ~~ the day isn't over. I still have dinner to face. Which if I am lucky will include the bottle of Midol I could not find at lunch and an entire bottle of wine.

I'll be so glad when his ass leaves town.

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

I have a check in my hand for $358,347.09. I will probably never hold this much at one time again unless I win the lottery. No, its not mine but if I take the money and run it could be for a while. I say a while because as I am about to board the plane for Mexico someone would probably throw a brick and hit me in the head.

Run Spot Run

Do you ever want to run? Run because its fun? Run because you are in danger? Run away from your life? I want to run. Run as fast as I can and never look back. Not because its Monday but because my life is so in disarray. I use to have a life most envied. Great job, freedom, fancy handbags but now I am being pulled in all sorts of directions and no one envies that. No one caring the toll it is taking on me. No one thinking about the pressure the words or the ultimatiums cause. I'd rather be alone & if I run I might just be able to accomplish that.

"Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here". ~~ Jenny Curan, Forrest Gump

Feeling At The Moment

Just living the dream. What is the dream you ask? I just found out from the coon ass that



are on the rise again! Oh hell to the yes!

Random Thoughts 18

Why is it called a honey moon? What not a sugar moon? Salty sun? Syrup star?

Why does it take a second to get pregnant and maybe take hours for delivery?

Why does it take 15 minutes to get a marriage license & months to get a divorce?

Why are gay men more likely to adopt a child than two gay women?

Why do women who have really dark hair (like myself) continue to color it that color or darker as they go grey? It looks so unnatural

Or

Men who are losing their hair continue to hold onto what is not there ie. comb over, comb forward & the Donald.



(I suppose with lots of dead presidents in your pockets you can comb your hair anyway you want)

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right-for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't". ~~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Rainbow in the Dark

Goodbye Ronnie James Dio.

I Changed My Mind

I believe how much hooch I consume the night before determines how productive my day will be. Too much = too little.

Sing Along Time

Funny name, hot song.

Girl I've been waitin on this long hard day to get over
So i can rest my head right here on your shoulder
I just wanna lay here and feel you breathe
Listen to the rhythm of your heartbeat
And see where it leads...

We're wide awake but girl I wanna make you close your eyes
And say my name like only you can say it and hold me tight
All I need is only you and me alone tonight
I wanna make you close your eyes...oh yeah...

You can make me work for it girl if you want to
Just leave a trail for me to follow you into the bedroom
And if you need a little bit of help from me
Babe there's not a button that I cant reach
Lets see where it leads

We're wide awake but girl I wanna make you close your eyes
And say my name like only you can say it and hold me tight
All I need is only you and me alone tonight
I wanna make you close your eyes

I wanna take you somewhere...out there...
'Til the world fades out of sight

We're wide awake but girl I wanna make you close your eyes
And say my name like only you can say it and hold me tight... just hold me tight
All I need is only you and me alone tonight
Yeah.. I wanna make you close your eyes...oh

I wanna make you close your eyes...oh
Girl... I wanna make you close your eyes

I Wanna Make You Close Your Eyes ~~ Dierks Bentley

I Believe...

How comfortable I am in my clothes is how productive I will be for the day.

It is ok to want to appear perfect.

It is ok not to be perfect.

That boys are stupid.

It is ok to date outside of your "box".

You should be weary of dipping the pen in the company ink.

Kids are evil.

The chief cause of divorce is marriage.

That laughter is NOT the best medicine.

That marriage has ruined many great relationships.

That suicide is not a cowardly act.

Flowers for no reason at all are the best.

In Eskimo kisses.

I would die without cable TV.

Man Candy Monday

Mmmmmm.

Sing Along Time

I was goin where I shouldn't go,
Seein who I shouldn't see,
Doin what I shouldn't do,
An Being who I shouldn't be,

A little voice told me it's all wrong,
Another voice told me it's alright,
I used to think that I was strong,
But lately I just lost the fight...

It's funny how fallin feels like flyin,
for a little while,
Funny how fallin feels like flyin,
for a little while,

I got tired of bein good,
Started missin that ol' feelin free,
Stopped actin like I thought I should,
Went on back to bein me,

I never meant to hurt no one,
I just had to have my way,
If there's such a thing as too much fun,
This must be the price you pay,
Funny how fallin feels like flyin,
for a little while,
Funny how fallin feels like flyin,
for a little while,

Never see it comin till it's gone,
It all happens for a reason even when it's wrong,
Especially when it's wrong...

Funny how fallin feels like flyin,
for a little while,
It's funny how fallin feels like flyin,
for a little while,

I was goin where I shouldn't go,
Seein who I shouldn't see,
Doing what I shouldn't do,
Bein who I shouldn't be.

Fallin' & Flyin' ~~ Jeff Bridges & Colin Farell, Crazy Heart

A Call to Arms

I have a friend. A friend in need. My friend is going through a tough time of adjustment due to a divorce and more than one child is involved - there are four. His soon to be ex-spouse whom we'll call the W from here on out took every bit of furniture they had & left their home in complete and total disarray. Financial devastation is also in play. The W isn't wreaking absolute total havoc on his personal life but completely dips her pointy fingers into his family life. While there are two sides to most every story and no one knows what has went on behind closed doors - I take my friend's side.

So the call to arms is this : if you have any words of encouragement, advice or anything uplifting and motivational to share with him please do so. My friend has been beaten down for so long. He is struggling and he can't see the forest for the trees.

Just Because....

“And think not you can
Direct the course of love
For love,
If it finds you worthy,
Directs your course”.
-Khalil Gibran

Vámonos!

(Those two pups are mine - Jack & Gracie)


Tequila: Have you hugged your toliet today?

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Would the world be any different if these people were still in it?

Man Candy Monday (slight do-over)

Killer hottie of the day...he makes bad look soooo good.