Wednesday, May 12, 2010

I Believe...

How comfortable I am in my clothes is how productive I will be for the day.

It is ok to want to appear perfect.

It is ok not to be perfect.

That boys are stupid.

It is ok to date outside of your "box".

You should be weary of dipping the pen in the company ink.

Kids are evil.

The chief cause of divorce is marriage.

That laughter is NOT the best medicine.

That marriage has ruined many great relationships.

That suicide is not a cowardly act.

Flowers for no reason at all are the best.

In Eskimo kisses.

I would die without cable TV.

12 comments:

The Bug said...

I was just saying yesterday that I'd like to work somewhere I didn't have to wear a security badge. Sigh.

KrippledWarrior said...

Is there any such thing as a "French Eskimo Kiss?"

Heff said...

I judge how my day is going to be by how large a loaf I pinch off in the morning.

Keith said...

Suicide IS a cowardly act!!! That can not be disputed!!!

Blasé said...

I agree with everything except about the boys thingy. Actually, girls are silly and watch too much soap operas.

The Savage said...

I agree on the whole marriage/kid thing....

Krissyface said...

the whole comfort dictating the productivity thing is spot on. I am wearing my favorite pants today, therefore I will make good stuff. In my too-high bitch boots, I get all pissy and shit.

Native Minnow said...

I know that marriage was the cause of my divorce. I also know that my most productive days come when I'm sitting at my desk barefoot wearing shorts and a t-shirt, so I'm with you on that. Heff's method for judging how the day will go is pretty good too.

BlazngScarlet said...

Totally agree on the whole marriage deal.
Eskimo kisses are amazing.
Perfection is an illusion.
Boys remain five years old forever.
Flowers just because makes me cry.

SkitzoLeezra said...

You should be weary of dipping the pen in the company ink.

How DARE you accuse me and state I should be exhausted from my actions!
Oh, you meant wary!

Gotcha.

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

The end of cable tv will be the end of modern civilization....

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