Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Beauty 101

There are a few items every woman should not only have but also use. Of Those few items one should be a bra. This isn't the 60's and due to environmental factors there is no need to burn them and rebellion is for boys. Please cinch your girls up and put them where they belong - they should rest between the top bend of your elbow and shoulder not on top of your belly. Bouncy can be sexy but stagnant flopping is not. Some can be pretty expensive but there are some that are relatively cheap for the job they do and when in doubt choose one with an under wire - higher is always better. Sure men say they like the "free" look but those men are talking about 25 year old women with perfectly tanned & augmented double D's. Even if you have teeny little A's surround them with some beautiful lace & microfiber. Remember ladies all members of the male species - boys, men & dirty old bastards - love the thrill of the hunt. Give them something to wrangle with before you hit the sheets or the back seat.

Next up is make-up. You don't have to have a paint palette like Tammy Faye Bakker or Dolly Parton. Don't even think pan-cake make-up for a second - spackling is for walls. Less is typically more in this arena. At least grab yourself the basics - facial moisturizer, mascara, lipstick, powder & an eyebrow brush. There is a reason God made beauty products - to be used and used often. You might not think men notice but they do. You've heard the statement "I prefer the natural look", men have no idea what natural is. What our manly partners think is natural takes hours to accomplish. If you are in doubt about the miracles make-up can do see for yourself.

Please ladies, do us all a favor - give your "girls" the attention and praise they deserve & practice the use of war paint. Rome wasn't built in a day so lets get started.

12 comments:

RayeLee said...

Amen to that!
I don't even like walking around my house without a bra on. :)

Louisiana Belle said...

Really! I can't stand seeing women with their girls touching their lap. I always get an underwire bra with a little padding to help. Works wonders. I've had people ask me if I've had a boob job. Ha! I wish!

f1trey said...

thanks for the tips I....... wait a minute....I cant use these! shit!
Interesting.....I have alwasy heard that women dress to impress other women...what does that say about those girls that do nothing and look awful!?

BlazngScarlet said...

These are basics.
Don't forget to include:
Every woman should own one pair of basic black pumps.
They don't have to the 6" FMP's (my faves ..I'm only 5'3"), but a decent pair with a 2 1/2" to 3" heel will suffice.
WEAR THEM!
Heels make you look skinnier, feel sexier, add a boost of confidence and add a wiggle to that walk!
Which to me, tranlates into being even MORE BEAUTIFUL and SEXY!

Bras are my passion by the way. I have 2 entire dresser drawers FILLED with them!
You name the fabric, style or print, and chances are I own one. lol

Makeup? Definite MUST!
Just bear in mind that as we age, so does our skin. Products that worked for me in my 30's DO NOT in my 40's. Same with colors.

KrippledWarrior said...

Rome Wasn't built in a day.
They had to come back and paint it that night.

tattytiara said...

I don't know how women go without support. Unless you're sitting stock still it just ain't comfortable.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Yeah, but some boobs look like they aren't restrained even when people wear bras. Lol.

That's why less is sometimes more. Thank God for women with real boobs.

No fake titties here! My twins are the real deal.

JLee said...

Amen, sister! If I don't wear a bra, I walk around holding them up, which my husband finds quite amusing...

Kimberly said...

Raye - sometimes I sleep in mine. Being without makes me feel nasty.

LouBelle - I agree with the padding...keep the nips nice and warm.

Trey - I can't lie. I dress to please most, including myself. People treat you differently when you have a little polish.

Scarlet - this post was directed for the demographic who doesn't use these items - not for perfect people like you and & I.

Warrior - whatever they did worked!
Wait, was that a jab for hookers?

Tatty - ain't comfortable? Ain't pretty. We have to hurt to be beautiful.

Shelly - where you been & yes, you are correct about restraints not holding in some in or up.

JLee - I love the hand bra! Too bad we can't market that.

Bina said...

You forgot to mention BRUSH YOUR FREAKIN' HAIR! Some of those women looked like their hair hadn't seen a brush in years. Geez.

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