Thursday, October 22, 2009

I Believe

in vodka cocktails before 10 am.

that there is good in everyone.

that blogging is cathartic.

that every morning at 6 am when I speak to the neighbor's cat Gus, in return he says "blow me".

in the power of suggestion.

that a bad hair day can ruin everything.

that lipstick makes everything a little better.

that dogs are people too.

that every thing happens for a reason.

that Nikki Sixx has purchased a 2 carat platinum classic Tiffany setting diamond ring and is on his way to ask me for my hand in rock n roll marriage.

13 comments:

me said...

well 8 out of 9 is pretty good.....2 carats??? so......youre telling me to take back the 1.9 carat I had bought???? damn.....

The Bug said...

You're so right about hair. Yesterday about midway through the day I realized that, while I had wet my hair down in the shower, I had forgotten to actually WASH it. The perils of getting old. But it explained why my hair looked like sh$t all day.

Unknown said...

I love the one about the cat. And I'm sure you're right about him, too. We have a cat that will turn around and sit with his back to you if you talk to him and look around like, "I don't hear you."

BlazngScarlet said...

I believe that your list is pretty well spot on.
Oh, and that having your toes painted instantly makes you feel sexy and beautiful.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Random question.

So if you like vodka before 10 am in the morning did you like Gonzo and Emilio that early too? Since you keep tempting us readers with the power of suggestion, I'm curious if the avatar changes are actually authentic or not now.


(not that I have anything against Email, Gonzo, or vodka.)

Shelly Rayedeane said...

That was supposed to be Emilio in parenthesis. Not Email. Lol.

The Savage said...

I usually have a no hair day....

UBERMOUTH said...

Please be sure to invite me and my hairy lesbian du jour to the wedding.

And btw I am telling Emilio AND Gonzo of your rock n roll groupieness.

Now who is the smart one?

Kimberly said...

Uber - I have no idea what you are talking about. Crazy talk!

jk - *smooches

Just telling it like it is said...

and I believe that Logistics guy is the one for me because he knows all the dirty things I like to do..he'[s the fear in my eye I'm the flyer in his fly...I the one that turning around in his head...or at least just give me some sex on a weekly basis

Just telling it like it is said...

Too much voldka can cause you to write comments like my last one...I'm just saying

Kimberly said...

Just Tellin - how nice of you to visit my blog all fucked up on vodka. *kisses

Just telling it like it is said...

My pleasure really

 
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