Man Candy Monday

I'll take 300 of whatever he is offering.

Oh, and P.S. I love you.

Typical

Why does everything have to be a struggle and why does being in love feel so shitty and lonely at times? Is that part of taking the good with the bad? If so, you can keep all of it.

Thought I couldn't live without you
It's gonna hurt when it heals too
It'll all get better in time
Even though I really love you
I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to
It'll all get better in time

Since there's no more you and me
It's time I let you go
So I can be free
And live my life how it should be
No matter how hard it is I'll be fine without you
Yes I will

Leona Lewis ~~ Better In Time

Random Thoughts 8

Out of 163 posts, I only have 8 posts that are random thoughts of gibberish. (ok, that is a little white lie, all the posts are gibberish and some of the gibbering is premeditated)

What is worse? Living with someone you don't love or loving someone you don't live with?

Why is IT called a "crush"?

Why do men say they prefer women with meat on their bones? Is it to heighten the chances of getting laid while in the presence of a meaty gal because slim has met pickin's? Example: Posters. No one has a poster on their wall, in their locker of a chunky Delta Burke, a bottom heavy Rachael Ray or a fluffy Anna Nicole Smith.

Random thoughts are time consuming & at points, like when in the shower or eating sauerkraut, are also overwhelming. Stupid random thoughts.

Random Thoughts 7

Trampolines will kill you.

Why does bad news travel in three's?

What is a lost highway? What makes it lost? Is it a mental highway? An emotional highway? Is it a metaphor for a dry spell in your sex life?

Ever notice, lets say, you and someone are talking about something random like an old movie such as Cannonball Run or the definition of googootz then a couple of days later you see the movie is playing on TNT and someone asks you if you ever eaten googootz. You haven't thought about the subject in question in years, you talk about it and then it shows up in another coversation, on TV or in your front yard.

How powerful is the power of suggestion?

Man Candy Monday

Yes, he is Italian. Yes, he loves his mother. Yes, he was a Calvin Klein underwear model. Yes, he drives a Cadillac. But most importantly - Antonio Sabato, Jr. has dimples.

Eat it up.

Two Fer Tuesday

This is what we call a "money shot".




And this.

Let's see your "money shot".

Monday Man-Candy

"Absufuckinglutely".

No, No, No.

Random Thoughts 5

Actually, this is not random thoughts, it is more random actions. Not even random actions - only one random action.

Today, I threw away all of my wedding lingerie. ALL. Not one scantily clad, tangible memory remains of that night or the honeymoon week (that is a lie, but no under garments remain). Their new home will be the county garbage dump. I have no idea of why I held onto the frilly, romantic & naughty little pieces but I did. The clue I should have caught is for the past 5 years the see through, lacy & stringy pieces rested right next to a 40caliber Smith & Wesson handgun. Probably not the true meaning of " all is fair in love and war" but just maybe the idea is all the same.

This Old Thing?

I was doing a bit of late summer cleaning involving my closet and look what I found...



Why I haven't worn this in ages.

I had forgotten that I had locked up and chained down this piece of meat. Don't worry ladies, Ryan Reynolds is a classic accessory. He can be worn season after season.

Take From It What You Will

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you"
~~ Theory of a Deadman - I Hate My Life

And you can get free refills on this when ever you like.

100th Post - Revisted

Everyone does it...so I am following suit. I did not celebrate my 100th blog post, so I decided to re-visit it, re-post it and break out the Le Veuve Clicquot. Cheers my little darlings, drink it up.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Dear Me

A letter to 15 year old me from my 32 year old self.

Dear Me,

The year is 2008 and it has been a busy year. Presidential elections are up in November. Gas prices are at an all time high and the economy is poor. However, none of that is really important to you. I wanted to get in touch with you and give you some of the ole’ “if I knew then what I know advice”. I’ll start with family is important. Enjoy the meals at the dinner table with our parents. Take that trip to Mobile with Papa by yourself. Visit our grandparents when they are sick. Keep in touch with our cousins after you think you’ve outgrown each other. Take our time when it comes to the boys. Heartache is right around the corner and comes sooner than you think. We’ll love and lose and finally we will love and win but its not Nikki Sixx waiting for us in the winner’s circle. All that time we spend alone now, we’ll enjoy later, too. Don’t mess around our junior year in high school. Mom is not going to let us go back to our old school no matter how badly we try to fail in the new one. Try all of the new hair styles and start flossing now. The world will come at us hard sometimes but just get up, dust ourself off and get back in the game. Remember anything worth having is worth fighting and working for. We are going to experience some amazing things and get somethings we surely didn't deserve. You are a good person and know that everything you endure now will make you stronger later. Keep reaching and keep rising.

In our best interest,

Me