Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Is That a Smile Or A Smirk?

Yes, yes, the answer is yes, I watch X-Factor.  I love Mario Lopez & why class do I love him?  Those dimples.  I love Simon Cowell & why do I love him class? He's a first class asshole with money.

But, the one person I am not in love with on the show is Khole Kardashian.  I am not a fan of the Kardashian's to begin with & I have no idea why she was chosen as a co-host for this show.  I almost feel sorry for her because she looks so uncomfortable reading from a teleprompter & staring in to the camera while Mario is speaking his parts.  Her hair looks like it is almost choking her and that smile.  Ack!  What is she doing?  Is that her impression of the duck face ?  Its like her cheeks & nose are squishing her mouth & she is trying to force a smile. (try this - squeeze your cheeks together & smoosh your nose down with your index finger & SMILE. Wow, you look just like her!) After Khloe smiles for a second she goes back to her resting pose.  Ack! Again, what the fuck is she doing? Pouting? Scowling? Minimizing a poo-poo pain? 

Khloe Kardashian should just turn her rear end toward the audience, we all know what it is doing & how it should look.

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