The Search for Tomrrow

The search is actually 7 years away...the tomorrow  which I am speaking of involves a 9 year old boy and his 16th birthday present from his mother (a/k/a The W).  The present for his 16th birthday from his stellar mother & Blacktooth (see previous post for reference) is a boat of his choice.  Yes people, not a car or truck, but a boat.  Here in Sweet Home Alabama our roadways are not asphalt or even dirt if you can even fathom that...but water. WATER!  Fucking H. Two. Oh.  High schools don't have parking lots they have piers and marinas. I know, right? 

Sign up for your private riverboat cruise now...only  $19.95 per person & if you respond right now - I'll double the offer just pay seperate processing and handling.

As the World Turns

I know I shouldn't talk about other people or let what others do affect me...but I just can't make this stuff up. Real conversations that my man friend's son had with me in the past two days.

Monday night during dinner -----

Son:  Hey Kim did you know that my mom is going to have to quit her job?

Me:  No, I didn't.  Why?

Son:  Because mom's husband (he said his real name but here on out he will be known as Black Tooth) said she had to.

Me: Why?
Son: Because we were going to her work because she FORGOT TO DO PAYROLL and Black Tooth got mad & they went into the bedroom & when she came out she said "I have to quit my job because of Black Tooth".
Me: Oh.

Son: But she can't quit until she gets her small business going.

Me: What is her small business?

Son: Cakes or something.

Me: Oh.

Who forgets to do payroll? Who takes their kids into the office to do forgotten payroll?   I turn in payroll EVERY Monday morning.  Trust, me I would never forget. 


Yesterday in the car ----

Son: (we were chatting about last Christmas & who had came over that day for lunch) Isn't that little girl religious?

Me: Yes like your mom.

Son: But she's not.  She only acts that way because of Black Tooth.

Me: Oh.


Editor's Note: Reference of Black Tooth to my man friend's ex-wife's new husband is due to the fact that he does have a black tooth directly in the front of his mouth.  Also noting that we were once told by the ex-wife that her new husband makes so much money that money is never an issue.  If so, then why he does he have a black tooth & and why is their home mobile?