Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Why oh Why?

I've asked before but I wanted to ask again to see if anyone had any new insight:

Why are throw pillows so expensive?

Why are Christmas tree skirts so expensive?

17 comments:

nixabn said...

I'll take Chaz Bono to block. It's no wonder Sonney skied into a tree.

Heff said...

Because women are materialistic SUCKERS and purchase unnecessary items at high dollar figures to feel important about themselves.

If I nicely offered it up, you'd buy a $ 100.00 TURD from me as long as I put fragrance and glitter on it to make it pretty.

UBERMOUTH said...

Wow! Only $100- Heff? is that on sale? If you drop the tax I think we can do business.

Women like to think they saved money too!

Heff said...

Ubes - Sweetheart,

I'LL EVEN SHIP YOURS FREE.

JLee said...

Heff, you could be onto something here...A new mail order business. Kind of like Faberge Eggs..only different.

Heff said...

JLee, you're a GENIUS !

I'D BETTER GET TO EATING !!!

Kimberly said...

Heff - I wouldn't buy your shit.

Kimberly said...

JLee & Uberbitch - are you two into fecal matter?

Kimberly said...

Travis - who said he skied?

nixabn said...

Past tense and past participle of ski. That's how Sonny Bono died. "Bono skied ahead, then.....skied a head."

JLee said...

Only if it's wrapped in a pretty little package..and on sale. ;)

Kimberly said...

Travis - who said he skied & then died?

Heff said...

Kim - BUY MY SHIT !

Dixukn - Didn't he die on the shitter ? Oh wait, that was Pelvis Resley....

JLee - Discounts and Giftwrapping FOR ALL !

BlazngScarlet said...

Make sure it's EXTRA sparkly!

Ooooo .... SHINY!

Anonymous said...

It is the same reason a man who likes wearing kilts is afraid of losing his tongue by Christmas time this year.

And it is also why a man named Travis is afraid of having what is called

A face off.

And it is also the reason the stupid motherfuckers keep changing the names of their blogs.

But don't ask me.

I'm just the smart motherfucker who will end up outliving both.

UBERMOUTH said...

Will that be a scratch and sniff shit though? I forgot to ask! I would prefer Oscar de la Renta scented, please!

Because you know, I DO have standards!

* will pay extra !

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