Due to the Christmas Season

A warm feeling came over me yesterday as I was doing some quick shopping during lunch. A small white car was parked in front of a sign that read "no parking" but the car was also parked half way in a good parking spot which caused ME not to be able to park in the good spot.

Because I am good Christian woman I left a nice note on their car window, it went like this:

If you fuck like you park you'll never get in. Next time leave a can opener. Merry Christmas.

Then my warm feeling went away...