That Is Exactly What I Said

As some of you may recall, last year I posted about the fair. I don't attend the fair because I am a fan or because it meets a need. I attend to support my employer's community outreach program - Consumer Awareness & Education. Attending and supporting means I sit in a booth and talk to the comers and goers about responsible parenting, under age drinking and other do-gooder subjects. Next door to our booth was another community booth which housed a very, very nice woman who I chatted it up with when I was not educating the public.

The lady is maybe 40-43 years of age, she has a couple children, two teen aged girls, which puts her in a 20 year, give or take a year marriage.

Her husband worked nights, was home all day. She worked normal hours, was home at night. Her jobs included subbing at her daughter's school, cleaning houses and animal rescue which at the moment has 38 pets that need good homes (hint, hint).

Not sure what straw broke her husband's back but he packed his shit up and left, you know the old fashioned way. The leaving wasn't that long ago so she is still under stress trying to make ends meet. In her review of her life, she now sees his leaving as a blessing.

This is where it gets interesting: Not sure how we got onto this part of her life but I think it sort of started because another booth housed a security company display, complete with video cameras. In my good nature, I was poking my derriere out and looking at it in the camera, you know just to pass the time, and chanting "not up in here!". I think she said something that sounded like "nothing has been up in here since 2001". Let me type that again "nothing has been up in here since 2001." As the record scratched, I asked her did you say what I think you just said, she said "yup". Surely she must be from Planet Bullshit? So here's the deal - no, and lets just be blunt, cock for 9 years. Her 30's, when women sexually peek were dry as a fucking bone! She said her husband had an issue with porn. When he was home all day he looked at porn and I would imagine flogged the bishop while watching. He couldn't perform, or didn't want to perform with her due to his porn passion. She continued to say that his father had the same problem. So while he was controlling her life, by choosing her clothing and what jobs she could have, he was having a field day playing with his own "control". She told me she had bought a vibrator and he found it and threw it away. Bastard. She never let temptation get the best of her & I have no idea how. After nine years, I hate to say it, I would have to release my inner whore.