Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

I barely escaped he early 90's with my extra large, teasing it to Jesus poufy hair. I luckily traded in my teased bangs and shoulder length curly locks for a super short red number via Bridget Fonda's role in Singe White Female - thank the Lord because I haven't used hair spray since. I swear when my hair was falling to the floor it was sighing and whispering "thank God, she has no idea of how stupid she made us look".

I can't help but think if I were African American that I would have sported a jheri curl or burgundy finger waves.