Monday, March 8, 2010

And The Award Goes To...

HD Tv - for making all of those celebrities who we thought were so perfect not look so perfect. Thank you HD Tv for making Cameron Diaz look a little puffy. Thank you HD Tv for showing Monique and Gabby Sidibe's stretch marks.

Demi Moore - for finding the fountain of youth - Ashton Kutcher.

Jennifer Lopez - for the most perfect lipstick that compliments and has no color at all.

Kristen Stewart - for cleaning up. You were fidgety and had an awkward hunchy pose but the fact you were not in flannel and your hair was washed made it less noticable.

The red carpet hostess that called Helen Miren & Christopher Plummer old. Wow. In the south we wouldn't call that tact.

George Clooney - for appearing pissed most of the evening.

The Brat Pack & Macaulay Caulkin - For honoring John Hughes for making you all famous and for showing your faces in public even though you've had no "work" done.

James Taylor - for always sounding clear as a bell.

Congratulations to all of the winners and better luck next year to all the losers.

13 comments:

The Savage said...

Helen Miren is hot....

Just telling it like it is said...

One time I was famous in my mind and was on HD tv...Oh wait a minute that was in my mind too!

KrippledWarrior said...

I loved it when Steve Martin said "There's that Damn Helen Miren."
And Alec said "That Dame Helen Miren."
Time may have spared Mr. Taylor's voice. But it showed no mercy to his hairline.

me said...

heheeh I missed the whole thing! rats!

UBERMOUTH said...

I find on my widescreen tha everyone has pudding-like ski slope noses. It's very distracting!

Anonymous said...

I saw some of the show! Steve Martin And Alec Baldwin were definately funny!

Love in your discription you said you love dirty rocker guys! JUst noticed it!

Jo said...

Well, the "old" broads -- Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, et al, made the young ones -- Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart look like little kids.

Vera Farmiga's dress was the most beautiful color I have ever seen -- cranberry red.

Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Hollywood is overrated.

Sultan said...

James Taylor is still great after all these years.

Anonymous said...

I tagged you on my blog!

JLee said...

Well said! We all think George Clooney and his girlfriend were in a fight. She seemed pissed off and would not stand during standing ovations. Also, in photos, their body language is very tense. He's about to hit the market! woo hoooo!
lol

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

My favorite is the HD-TV. Why should celebrities be immune to reality checks?!

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