Thursday, February 11, 2010

*Choose Your Own Title

I must be the most cynical and miserable person in the world --- newborn baby blogs? Cat blogs? Crafty blogs? Am I that bitter or just plain ol' boring? Millions of blogs and I have a found a handful that I can bare to stomach. What the fuck? I am friends with cat lovers and quilters. However, I choose not to become friends with people who have children and the people I do consider friends who do have children, well I am never around their kids. People who have children tend to lose themselves(hey, my blog, my opinion) in carpooling, homework, baseball, gymnastics, after school care, tee-ball practice, chicken nuggets & juice boxes. My mother was very um, around in my childhood but I walked to school (for real), I coordinated my own travel to volleyball, softball, football games and practices from age 10 to 17. I cleaned my own room. I took care of the material things I had. I ate what was put before me. I went to bed at 8:00 PM even when I was a senior in high school. I was spanked as a younger child and when I got older my parents resorted to "talking" and "grounding". My parents set restrictions and rules - I followed them with no feet stomping, breathe holding episodes. If I fucked up, I accepted the punishment.

What has happened to the parents of today? "If you do that one more time" turns into12 more times. Time outs? Rolling in the floor? Noodle body?

I guess I am not a parent because I'd probably end up in jail for child abuse.

Please, please point me in the direction of interesting reads - humor, drug abuse, confessionals, hoarders, shop-a-holics, alcoholics, posts that make you cry and those that make you feel good. I'll be waiting.

16 comments:

The Bug said...

OK, here are two you might enjoy.

http://fragrantliar.blogspot.com/
http://www.letshaveacocktail.com/

Que said...

What happens when it is a humorous take on said subjects? Here are a couple of my favorite blogs. I submit these to you for your complete scrutiny (said in a British accent).

http://mywifemykidsmydogs.blogspot.com/2009/10/fatherly-advice-to-my-middle-child.html

http://mywifemykidsmydogs.blogspot.com/2009/11/house-full-of-women.html

I am in need of an opinion from someone who HATES these kinds of blogs. I think that would great criticism since I'm going for the funny!

Ranger Tom said...

Oh I hear you... And no one could be more cynical than me, could they?

BamaTrav said...

No title, just a Valentines Day kiss for you. *muah*

KrippledWarrior said...

You have inspired me. Tomorrow's blog will be: "MOMMAS DON'T LET YOUR BIKERS GROW UP TO BE BABIES." And you get the props.

Frank said...

Craft blogs are the worst.

*snore*

f1trey said...

youre......normal....

The Savage said...

I wish I wrote a blog that was interesting enough to read....

Christiejolu said...

http://insanitysmusings.blogspot.com/

http://mymotherfuckedmickjagger.blogspot.com/

http://thewondersofalice.blogspot.com/

Here are 3 of my favorite blogs.

NK said...

Yeah, where are these blogs? I have no life myself and yet day after day I blog about...

Well, anyhow, I agree too many 'new mommy blogs'. But I have found a few parent blogs that were actually decent to read. A few.

Crafting blogs of the other hand...

SkitzoLeezra said...

Ha! THAT, Kim, is why you and I gotta keep reading each other's bitchy ass blogs - the marrieds and the breeders are multiplying! Why, oh, why do they suppose that we give a shit about their spawn's soccer practice?
Writer of a craft blog,
but considerate enough to keep it separate from my "rant" blog,
I am,
Skitzo Leezra
and
Skitzo Leezra Studio

JLee said...

Do you read "Post Secret"?

Kimberly said...

Bug - I am a fan of fragrant liar.

Que - if I must...but I might not be gentle.

Uncle Tom - no one is more cynical than you.

Travis - smooches!!

Warrior - Gimme my props.

Frank - where you been?

Trey - I was normal once. Just once.

Savage - you're an engima wrapped in a riddle.

NK - I can't handle mommy or parent blogs. Is that wrong?

Christie - thank you. Check is in the mail.

Skitzo - we must meet. Bourbon Rocks, tomorrow @ 3:00 pm. I'll be the drunk bitch on the bar.

JLee - I am Post Secret.

Que said...

Ah... but the truth is often unkind.

SkitzoLeezra said...

Oh, shit, Kim, I missed your c'mon to Bourbon Rocks. 3 is way too early for me.
Hope you are having fun!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy La Bah!
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