Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong that I completely detest blogs that feature pictures of kids, usually the author's own, doing mundane things like standing in front of a rose garden, laying in the floor or showy a cheesy grin because of a tooth loss? Throw in a snippet or two of Little Rosie & Clyde doing something grand like smearing the walls with grape jelly or shaving the dog but keep the report card reporting, dance competition and altar boy information to yourself - it's not interesting.

The other type of blog I detest is the "I'm getting married blog". White Fiji mums mums, cucumber-mint crepes and white tapers followed by an encore of Wind Beneath My Wings, please as politely as I can say this "shut your fucking mouth and point us toward the open bar" ...oh wait, there is one more - the weight loss journey. Here's a hint - don't eat, starve. Anerexoia does work. I understand the need to celebrate things/milestones in our lives but I'd never tell the world how much I weighed, what size clothes I wore or what my wedding cake filling is going to be - because why class? It's not interesting.

Could it be that I am just a bitter, not really old, sassy bitch? I am sure that my blog contents aren't appealing to all but its highly doubtful - I am quite the catch if you know what I mean. Where handbags, Man Candy and vodka cocktails fall - excitement abounds!

Yeah, yeah to each their own and all that free speech bullshit. I know.