I Believe....

That Smurfette was a whore.

That when the right person kisses you, you should feel intoxicated.

That my basset hound, Gracie, has the cutest dog booty in the world.

From the entire word wide blogging community that my followers have the most panache.

That clowns are evil.

In verbally denouncing marriage but secretly I wish to be in one.

That what goes around comes around.

A woman's handbag says alot about her but how clean her home is says everything else.

That the missed call on my cell phone from an 818 area code was Nikki Sixx.

In the Luck of the Irish.