Saturday, May 9, 2009

**Super Sigh**

As I made my bi-weekly pilgrimage to Wal-Mart early this morning, I found myself in the oddest moment ever. I was at the check out counter, the cashier greeted me good morning then asked me "are you a mom"? I said "no". She looked at me, turned her head slightly like a dog does when you speak to it. With her ears perked forward, she then said "really, you're not a mom"? I said "no, I'm not, well yes I am, actually I am the mother of four dogs". The mother of the year then said "I guess that counts. Happy Mother's Day". I felt mortified for not being a bearer of my own offspring. Stupid Wal-mart workers.

3 comments:

Frank said...

Oh snap. Well, last I checked, Wal-Mart didn't exactly hire people for their compassion, so don't take it too personally.

Lady Sinistral said...

LOL! Wow. Awkward!

Sarah said...

Proof you can't buy brains at Wal-Mart...but they have everything else.

 
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