Monday, March 30, 2009

Tickety Tockety



The world turns regardless of any quandary in my life. Circular and floating she spins right on schedule. Would I really want the the world to stop and witness my life falling apart? Not even sure I would want it stop and watch it come together. Thus brings me to my thought today - a family member of mine (10 yrs younger than I) just found out today she is "expecting". While I should be happy for her (and I am) I can't help but feel innately jealous. I don't know why jealousy finds me as often as it does, but it rears its little green head more often than not. I have the same equipment as my cousin does but have chosen not to take it out of the box. In short, I've kept it hidden in my closet with my baseball card collection, circa 1992. The likeness between the two - the players no longer play the game and my uterus never got off the bench. So I make this statement to myself as I round third base and head toward home plate, - "Oh my, you are so not ready to have a child or oh yes, the time is now".

Ever notice the similarity between a uterus and home plate? Coincidence? I think not.

5 comments:

INNER VOICES said...

Would I really want the the world to stop and witness my life falling apart?


no....

but if it would have, would we care if it did anyway?!!?

fuck it. im new here, can i talk freely? this is how my world revolves around me and mine....

for your younger family member, at least you get to watch them make all the mistakes you dont want to make before you make them. perhaps take note?!?!?!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

I never noticed the similarity but damn, you're right!!

Wonder if sliding into home plate hurts as much as natural childbirth???

Hallie :)

WannabeMommy said...

Well, now I know why scoring a good lay is referred to as a "home run"... uh, right?

Dr Zibbs said...

Great picture of a gnu.

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