Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I Believe....

That Smurfette was a whore.

That when the right person kisses you, you should feel intoxicated.

That my basset hound, Gracie, has the cutest dog booty in the world.

From the entire word wide blogging community that my followers have the most panache.

That clowns are evil.

In verbally denouncing marriage but secretly I wish to be in one.

That what goes around comes around.

A woman's handbag says alot about her but how clean her home is says everything else.

That the missed call on my cell phone from an 818 area code was Nikki Sixx.

In the Luck of the Irish.

13 comments:

JLee said...

I especially like #4. haha

me said...

I KNEW I should have listened to my mom about smurfette.....

BlazngScarlet said...

I believe that I want a home like Jane Jetson.
Press a button and robots come out of the walls and clean my house for me.

The Bug said...

I knew there was something sinister about the Smurfs!

My home is a MESS! Hopefully what that says is that it's mom is in rehab for her shoulder & she'll get back to it in 6 months or so LOL.

Just telling it like it is said...

What about if you car is a mess but you believe the guy in your life should clean it? I loved smurfette her and I are so much alike i confess

Tard R. Sauce said...

I got crabs from smurfette.

Kimberly said...

JLee - #4 is especiallly for you Texans.

Trey - she is evil.

Scarlet - Can I move in with you?

Bug - you get a hall pass.

Just Telling - you whores have to stick together. Got room for one more?

Joe - I don't think its terminal.

Nurse - look at John Wayne Gacy - clowns are really evil. Are you feeling better?

The Savage said...

101 Smurphs and only one female... yeah she was a whore... (not to get into the whole Sassette and Granny Smurph thing but sticking with the classics..... wait... I'm a nerd...

Unknown said...

I believe you are right about Nikki. But he doesn't leave a message because he doesn't want to upset you when you realize you missed his call.

So what DOES it say about me if my house is clean??? That I'm manic and OCD probably.

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