I am a crappy, secret girlfriend. Twice now I have forgotten to wish my secret lovah a Happy Birthday on his birthday...as you can see by the picture below, he also knows I have forgotten it twice.
Happy Belated Birthday Nikki Sixx! 
If you've seen this person, please contact your local authorities immediately. The known assailant is drunk & cheap or in other words a cheap drunk and was last seen at a local brothel known as HBAG. Person has been known to keep a spider monkey attached to his chin & facial area.
Again, if you have seen this person please contact your local authorities immediately.
Wait, hold on, let me poke it out a little more. There. Kiss it till it stings!
My tree complete with a lifetime of Christmas oranment collecting - 562 to be exact.
I want to share my most my favorite Christmas song with you all...sing along, you won't be able to help yourself.
I Want A Hippototamus For Christmas
For those of you who know me, who think you know me and who want to know me, Christmas is my favorite time of the year. What makes Christmas even more special is it's also my birthday month - December 25th to be exact. Trust me on this, if I don't announce it to everyone and revel in the joy myself no one else will because it always gets lost in other excitment and festivities.
So....
Every wonder why there are so many lonely, single males in the world? Think about it for a second --- most men aren't picky when they've been on a long dry spell and most gals can be harkened with sweet nothings by those same men. But what happens when that guy on that long dry spell tries his best to win favor of any woman, dare I say even desperate ones and is still rejected? It's not pretty.
Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool,
possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
Form of:
The color of your top + the first object to your right = your super hero name.
A Green Mouse.
I am the Green Mouse!
I want to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. Uncle Bill passed yesterday afternoon around 5:15. Aunt Mary, their children, UB's mom & other friends had flown in to be with him.
Thank you again.
I have an Uncle in need. His name is Uncle Bill but I call him UB. He is my mother's baby sister's husband and I have always been very fond of him. UB has been in my family's life for 30 years. UB is very sick. He is now living the last hours of his life at his home in California. There are 106 followers on my blog list and this is a reach out to all of them...those who do and those that might...pray for my UB. Pray that he gets better very quickly or pray that UB reaches that Heavenly home just as easily. Thank you.
UB & Aunt Mary
Day 14. Looking better. The area around the incision is hard and the area aches. Weird and not wonderful.
